How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
