Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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