I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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