North Korea, Best Korea!
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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