"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
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yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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