Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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