I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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