Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Semen is not good for contacts.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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