I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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