remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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