he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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