We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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