I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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