We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We named our party play list daddy issues
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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