Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
