Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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