I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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