nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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