I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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