North Korea, Best Korea!
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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