I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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