if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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