I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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