sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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