i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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