never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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