Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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