And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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