Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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