Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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