Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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