As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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You. Win. At. Life.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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