thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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