I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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