Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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