please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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