Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize