we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
