Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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