spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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