Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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