I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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