i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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