If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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