; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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