we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
