ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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