just come out here and I will go home with you...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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