I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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