Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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