I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
